2 days overdue

This. Is. Ridiculous. Today I am 2 days past my due date. I guess I always knew it was a possibility but I never really expected this. Whos 100% done being pregnant? this girl right  here. It would be a lot more bearable if I was not having contractions every 10 minutes for the last three days. Every time I feel anything I 100% overanalyze... "what was that?" or "is this IT?" or something of the sorts. I am praying, hoping, crossing fingers that today when I am at my doctors appointment that he will say ITS BABY TIME! and send me across the street to the hospital. But im kinda thinking... big fat chance. I feel like this baby is never coming out. On top of everything else, the dogs must "sense" that something is about to change because I cant even walk 5 feet without one of them clinging to me with a frantic "MOMMY DONT LEAVE ME!" look. Its bringing on odd behavior of wall staring and plant licking. (not me- the dogs) I have 3 major stage-5 clingers (4 if you count the baby who wont get out of my womb) Anyway, our last couple of nights have been filled with loooooooooooooong minutes of waiting (boring) and everytime I go to bed im thinking THIS IS THE NIGHT! and then I wake up the next morning... still pregnant. So GLAD I make such a nice warm home for you baby, but I signed up for 9 months- not 12- im not an elephant. EVICT! EVICT!

 So everyone cross fingers for me, that this girl makes her appearance soon! Until then, stick a fork in me. I. AM. DONE.

40 weeks