WHAT THE HECK IS THAT SMELL.

Im starting to think this pregnancy bit is a bigger piece of cake than most women claim they have been served. Despite the little bit of nausea and extreme hunger strikes and afternoon exaustion I have been experiencing, I'm glad to say I'm halfway through week 6 and haven't thrown up ONCE. so where is this morning sickness stuff? How come I'm not hugging the toilet? I read a lot online that women who do not experience a lot of morning sickness are carrying a boy. OHMYGAAAH. We will not know until week 20 if that is true or not, but until then, I am thankful that I am not face-first friends with the porcelain thrown. I am, however, craving olives. My whole family knows that I have always been so obsessed with green olives that I even go as far sipping the juice. welllll I cant keep my spoon out of the olive jar, though I'm trying really hard because the sodium count is high. unfortunately. why cant I crave something like.... broccoli? although i must say that veggies are extremely appealing these days. enough of the food talk...
what the HECK is that SMELL??? it smells like a ROTTING cheeseburger that i left under the seat of my mothers station wagon when I was 2. DEAR LORD the stench. I have looked EVERYWHERE because I'm just positive i will find a rotting cantaloupe or something of the like, but nowhere to be found. NOWHERE. whats that SMELL?????!! and the coffee skyler made this morning? it smells like he put 16 scoops of grounds in the pot. Heightened sense of smell? CHECK.
Now dont get me wrong, im not saying this is easy or anything. I cant sleep at night because my belly feels funny. And all the mentioned above. plus a few other symptoms. BUT i was just expecting, after reading all these horrible stories of how miserable people are, that it was going to be a lot worse. WATCH... week seven on the dot ill probably be puking.